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Bilbo's Last Song by The Hobbitons from the album: Songs From Middle-Earth

askmiddlearth:

(As requested by tylgrey)

I love this song! It actually isn’t included in any of the books, because the original poem was written by Tolkien after LotR was published. He gave it to his secretary, Joy Hill, and it’s been put to music a few times since then, but here’s the requested version by The Hobbits. 

The song was meant to have been sung by Bilbo at the Grey Havens, as he’s leaving Middle Earth. Here are the lyrics:

Day is ended, dim my eyes, 
but journey long before me lies. 
Farewell, friends! I hear the call. 
The ship’s beside the stony wall. 
Foam is white and waves are grey; 
beyond the sunset leads my way. 
Foam is salt, the wind is free; 
I hear the rising of the Sea. 

Farewell, friends! The sails are set, 
the wind is east, the moorings fret. 
Shadows long before me lie, 
beneath the ever-bending sky, 
but islands lie behind the Sun 
that I shall raise ere all is done; 
lands there are to west of West, 
where night is quiet and sleep is rest. 

Guided by the Lonely Star, 
beyond the utmost harbour-bar, 
I’ll find the havens fair and free, 
and beaches of the Starlit Sea. 
Ship, my ship! I seek the West, 
and fields and mountains ever blest. 
Farewell to Middle-earth at last. 
I see the Star above my mast! 

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

perfectdisarray:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST ONE AND NEARLY SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER ME

cold-steel-tracks:

Now i’m lost in this hole and i’m sure i am stuck, and i cant run away ‘cause i’m lazy as fuck. And i sit on the floor as i gather my thoughts, and their full of broken promises that only piss me off. Well i lost control when i was only a boy. The world taught me angst when i deserved joy.

cold-steel-tracks:

Now i’m lost in this hole and i’m sure i am stuck,
and i cant run away ‘cause i’m lazy as fuck.
And i sit on the floor as i gather my thoughts,
and their full of broken promises that only piss me off.
Well i lost control when i was only a boy.
The world taught me angst when i deserved joy.

mikki15xxx:

This is the best part of the damn movie! xD

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”